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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
crystalnecrozma
gooseweasel

Good Backwards World Building: In the Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery mobile game, your player character must learn the charm Silencio, which causes the target to temporarily be unable to make any sound, during their fifth year at Hogwarts. During the class, it is revealed that one of the side effects of a failed Silencio charm is for the target of the spell to begin to swell uncontrollably. For players who are clever and remember the books, this will ring a bell- it was never explained why Aunt Marge in The Prisoner of Azkaban started swelling up when Harry got angry, only that he accidentally did magic. This reveal shows that in anger, his subconscious was likely trying to “shut her up”, causing a mis-cast Silencio charm, and therefore the side-effect of swelling. The reveal doesn’t change anything about the characters or their motivations, or add anything in particular to the plot. It’s just a neat bit of trivia.

Bad Backwards World Building: JKR tweets that [x] was part of [x minority group], even though there was no indication of such in the text, simply because it adds representation in hindsight.  

Source: gooseweasel harry potter hp
sapphiimon
capitalisin

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

manasavalluru

this is a problem that goes unnoticed too often please fucking fix it.

Source: capitalisin there it is
sapphiimon
jayce

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avvocarlo

toilet paper has existed for a while now

megapope

oh the toilet paper roll by the urinal, right

avvocarlo

nobody is forcing you to use a urinal

benepla

u guys should kiss

swarthyvillain

Urinals lead to sprinkle back too, and its not always YOUR’S

megapope

Who is pissing on you?????

ndiecity

I knew nobody on this site could read but apparently some of y'all aren’t potty trained either

Source: jayce lol
themadkinglives
lvl-5-kobold

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

Source: lvl-5-kobold cryptic LOL